Monday, July 20, 2009

Worst New Trend: Neck Tats

In four years, the longest lasting legacy of deathcore will be the neck tattoo if only because it will be the only remnant of the mostly crap genre left. By the time that this happens, any nostalgia will be canceled out by the fact that many of these guys will be fired from their day jobs the second that neck tats are no longer trendy. Let's have a look at the tomorrow's burnt-out losers:
Oli Sykes of Bring Me the Horizon proves that neck tats are as sexy as non-consensual gonlden showers.


Mitch Lucker needs to, "Wake up! Wake up!" and realize that his neck tats suck as much as his band.


Maria Brink butchered Iron Maiden's Run to the Hills with her awful, "singing." Now she butchers her neck.

Let me state this warning to anyone who wants a neck tattoo. The only guy who can get away with this is Kerry King because Slayer sells out arenas across the world and when not touring, he's a successful self-employed snake breeder. You are most likely not Kerry King. Don't get a fucking neck tattoo unless you want to be homeless when this trend finally and thankfully dies.

7 comments:

  1. my apologies. i meant to say "this" on the first line

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  2. i believe your being a bit judgemental. my issue with this is that just cause you don't like it doesn't mean it's bad. just means it's not for you. if you don't like neck tattoos don't get one. but please don't make a big deal out of other people and their tattoos when it doesn't even matter what they do with their tattoos... and on a more personal note, i like Mitch Lucker and his band, and like i said just cause you don't like it doesn't mean it sucks, just means you don't like it...
    please stop trying to force your opinions on other people "like non-consensual golden showers."

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  3. hahahahaha wow...you would have the balls to make fun of mitch lucker while you sit in your computer chair and do nothing with your life, wouldn't you???

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  4. Dethcore is the dumbest genre mixing good metal with breakdowns.

    Comon who cant write a breakdown its just 00 000 000 0 can you imagine talented musicnas doing that in every song? listen to real metal

    http://www.myspace.com/astralenslavement

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  5. i say......... we all go to church. :)
    JESUSROCK

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  6. to cover every comment so far....
    if you sit and call this guy a faggot on the computer you're reduceing yourself to his level.
    I agree with "monster" that its my body and i can do what i want with it and who is anyone else to judge me for it.
    I also agree with "Elijah" on the fact that just because you dont like it doesnt mean its bad, the whole concept of metal is coloring outside the lines creating the picture that YOU want it to be.
    As for "doug" the above applies to you, if you dont like it,shut up and let everyone else who does enjoy it.
    "Colleen", im not christian myself but i do listen to some hardcore christian bands and i appreciate that they can express how they feel through something that most people see as contradictory to their beliefs.
    and on a final note...my favorite style of music happens to be deathcore..i dont like songs that have a breakdown the whole time but i do like to have some in there...just accept that not everyone shares the same views as you

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