Abbath photoshops improve ALL pictures
The new Issue of Rolling Stone came in today and reports that Disney Channel star Demi Lovato is a huge fan of extreme metal. Further investigation (i.e. looking right at Metalsucks five minutes later and getting lucky) revealed that she likes bands like Job for a Cowboy and Dimmu Borgir. This is the kind of news that requires a hastily done photoshop job with Abbath's facepaint. Need Proof:
http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/24/demi-lovato-loves-metal/#comments
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1593780/20080828/lovato__demi.jhtml
That's right, a sixteen-year-old teen icon is into JFaC. And she also said to MTV that she'd like to be a guest vocalist for a metal band. If this doen'st imspire complete and utter dread in your heart that she might guest on the upcoming Dark Tranquillity and Triptykon albums (since Niklas Sundin and Tom Warrior love female session vocalists) then you simply need to GTFO.
...On the other hand, I'd love to see her guest on some brutal death metal or norsecore band's album. Just imagine her popping up on an Origin or Marduk album. That would be total ROFLage! I wouldn't call it good, but I never said that I didn't occasionally listen to the most awful crap that I can find in an ironic/masochistic way.
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