Monday, July 27, 2009

Motograter Reunite. Suck Waves Threaten To Destroy World

http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/07/27/motorgrater-is-certainly-grating/#comment-267260

Motograter is back. Oh fuck no. I can't believe that I used to listen to this shit.

The only thing that could cancel out the amount of suck waves generated by this reunion would be a reunion with Emperor, After Forever, Light This City and The Nemesis Theory all getting together to have an unprecedented reunion tour to end all reunion tours. Only then will the awesome released into the atmosphere be enough to cancel out the suck generated by this tour.

This reunion tour idea is necessary although highly dangerous to our world since without a significant amount of suck that this will cancel out, the awesome waves generated by this reunion will ressurrect the FUCKING DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the plus side, Faith No More are back together and are planning to tour North America later this year.

I'll spare you the pain of seeing a motograter video only so that I can torture you later with Part 4 of Crimes Against Music. (Which is even worse then the first three parts.) Here's some Emperor, who in a just world would be touring instead of Motograter:


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