Alcohol

It's the common opinion that beer is more metal than wine yet Samael had their own limited edition wine and Maynard James Keenan is a vintner. Does this make wine more metal than beer? I don't know. All that I know is that I'm more of a fan of my won custom made moonshine that uses Dasher's own special recipe.* Just remember, when the stove lust light turns blue, moonshine is safe to drink, always.


*recipe uses the following ingredients

• Water
• Cornmeal
• Sugar
• Yeast
• Pressure Cooker
• Copper Tube
• Vessel
  
• Charcoal
• 2 tablespoons lighter fluid
• 1/5 cup bleach
• 3 drops mercury
• 1/8 quart of gasoline